Really, why? Look, they are entirely happier than us, women. Where you saw the man dissatisfied with self? It can be dissatisfied with the boss, the salary, the wife, but only not itself(himself). The man is self-sufficient to simplicity. Also it is happy. What to expect from such simple a being? His life as its pleasures are simple is simple.The surname it carries the same all life. It was never observed at men of tendencies to surname change. And besides it is usually happy with the surname. It is proud of that can generously distribute the surname to persons of an opposite sex and award it the children. And to award the son also with the name, the man does a graceful feint – adds a title "Senior" (that gives it additional weight in a society) to the name, and to the offspring appropriates a title "Younger". And when it Junior becomes Senior, there is a castling and all repeats on a circle.
The man has at least something personal in the house: its garage. Simply it is impossible to imagine the woman speaking «my garage». You such met? I – was not present.
And weddings? You saw the men striving concerning the wedding? All dares absolutely without their participation. All becomes another's hands, leaving the man only cheerful boys. If the wedding dress costs 5000 hire of its dress coat will beat out a gap of all in hundred, and this dress coat yet will not pine for a mute reproach in its case all life as its dress pines. («Mum correctly spoke to me....», – she thinks. «Mum correctly spoke to it...», – he thinks. Also does not leave its suspicion in desire of repeated use of this attire. Otherwise to the man not to comprehend, what for to store a disposable dress).
Chocolate for the man not an idol, and simply next kind of food. Besides the man can become even the President and thus never it can appear to pregnant women. (If in November our Billari becomes the ladies' president, it too does not threaten it – to Bill not to it, probationers besiege).
The man can go in a white vest to an aquapark. Moreover, it can go WITHOUT a vest. And to it anything for it will not be. It can carry shorts irrespective of the fact how his feet look. He considers three suits and three pairs footwear quite sufficient in a life. It carries only one ring on all ten fingers. Also owns art not to notice folds on the clothes. In holiday on a beach it takes with itself(himself) only one suit. The lucky beggar!
Its linen costs not more expensively ten dollars for three pairs underwear. Its favourite clothes – jeans and a vest. (We not begin to recalculate the jeans and T-shirts?) at it only one wallet where it carries everything that can be necessary for it in a life, at it only one hair colour and only one complexion. It should not change a hairdress and it goes with the same decades. And to whom will carry – carries a bald head and in general of what does not care. Even about a hairbrush. He does not search for new wrinkles on the face and if they appear, only for giving to the man of solidity. He is not excited at all with elasticity of its breasts – what is, such and carries anyhow. The lucky!
Mechanics tell it the truth, and people at conversation with it are not opened on its breast. For it all world – a personal toilet. It will not rush on other refuelling if the toilet on that refuelling where was impatient, has seemed to it smelly. It does not estimate quality of a toilet room in the sizes of mirrors. It can wash in a toilet not only hands, but also the person – ink will not begin to flow from its eyelashes.
It should not stop to think, in what party to turn off-twirl a cover of a petrol tank or a nut. The man does identical work with you, but pay to it more. How here not to feel happy. It also is happy. It is pacified. Its telephone conversations last no more than 3 minutes and anybody never becomes its enemy only because that that has not invited him or is dressed in the same shirt. They remain friends, here will see.
However, it is necessary it (for all it is necessary to pay in this life!) daily to have a shave and have in a makeweight to the wife also the mother-in-law, but unless it will be compared to the freedom in choosing blessing to live with moustaches and a beard or without these! And to do to itself manicure by means of a penknife. Or to play all life with toys. Or to anybody not to address to open any cover any banks. Or a hand to drag sprats from banks. Or not to spoil to itself (and to associates) mood from the arrow which have run on a sock.
Anybody never will call the man on one letter of the alphabet if it often changes partners. And when he at respectable age marries on very young, nobody will reproach him with self-interest. And occasionally washing ware, he every time is convinced that else any wife has not shot the husband behind this employment. Stories such cases are unknown.
Anybody never discusses its legs and if he buys new pair of footwear it to be put and to carry it, instead of to wear in, killing feet and suffering. And the size of footwear does not excite him. Well also what, what 45th? Besides, he is able to disassemble and collect back without superfluous details everything that has once been collected by the manufacturer. He knows at least 5 ways to open a bottle without a corkscrew and at least 100 jokes about the mother-in-law. And one thousand ways to hide money. Therefore do not run.
And only, for God's sake, leave him alone with the broken nail. From the broken nail absolutely nearby till the ruined youth. It is a skin knows! Because that you complained to it of 15 minutes of pure time, the nail back will not be put. And you never learn that he thought of you all this time.
You have paid attention, the man does not cry? Unless its favorite team loses, and it has argued at office on one thousand that she will win. And it is not curious idly. When the dearest declares that it should talk to it, it is not put with the dialogue beginning. He continues to be silent. And here he is able to do this business best the others. But it will not incur rubbish from a log hut on friends and not begins to complain of you to the mum and neigbours. In all the pluses: if Eve though for a second has closed a mouth, Adam would have time to insert the 5 copecks about an apple. Therefore be not upset, lovely ladies: is silent – means allows to you to talk. Also it is happy.
Here such they are our lucky beggars. Such we love them. For such we followed on penal servitude and because of such patiently we look only sports channels when on light there are more so much wonderful Mexican serials about the present machoes – another's men.
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